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sigur-roskolnikov:

Casual reminder that Mitt Romney physically assaulted a gay man.  Santorum was two letters away from calling Obama the n-word on national television.  Paul Ryan laughed as an elderly man with a broken arm was tackled to the ground.  All three of them have expressed their hatred of women in their policies.

Deadly serious reminder that if you vote for them, you are promoting people that have attitudes think these are okay things to do.

(Source: thatweirdo-intheduckieshirt)

How to finish that last minute assignment

darrentweededafan:

ickle-blaineykins:

whoa-its-tyler:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

I’ve done this for every fucking assignment. 

wow

so this is my official new magic trick

(Source: gamerspirit)

ashleesi asked:

an alaskan firedragon is where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and right before he climaxes, he holds the girl's had in place and says something like "I have an std." and she's so shocked the semen comes out her nose. you're welcome. <3

Well…you just became my new favorite person.

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