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  • store guy:

    /extensively stares at boobs

  • me:

    yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?

  • store guy:

    oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt

  • me:

    ... why are you taking your shirt off now

  • store guy:

    /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee

  • me:

    /looks down at her captain america tee

  • store guy:

    /happy seal-clapping

  • me:

    oh my god we match

  • store guy:

    if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

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